FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

WILL DRINKING WILLIAM WOLF MAKE ME BETTER AT KARAOKE?

Probably not, but it’s fun to imagine.

I HEAR THAT WILLIAM WOLF IS PRETTY GOOD.

That’s not really a question, but thank you anyways.

I HAVE A PHOTO OF MYSELF HOLDING A BOTTLE OF WILLIAM WOLF OR WEARING A WILLIAM WOLF SHIRT. WILL YOU POST IT ON YOUR SITE?

Most likely yes. If you are over 21, there is no nudity or overly obscene poses, and you are giving us the right to use the photo for nothing in return except our prestigious thanks. By sending us the photo, you are asserting that you have the right to use that photo and send it to us for our purposes of promoting the William Wolf brand.

ARE THE LEGENDS OF WILLIAM WOLF TRUE?

That depends on which story your referring to. Most of the stories have been embellished over time, mostly by William himself.

WILL DRINKING WILLIAM WOLF MAKE ME A BETTER DANCER?

Sure, why not? We recommend practice though.

ARE YOU COMING OUT WITH OTHER FLAVORS FROM FAMILY RECIPES?

Not today, but keep your eyes on the moon friends.

WILL DRINKING WILLIAM WOLF GIVE ME ANIMAL MAGNETISM?

Only in dreams.

CAN I ADD YOU TO MY MAILING LIST?

No thanks. I appreciate it, really I do, but no…