FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

WILL DRINKING WILLIAM WOLF MAKE ME BETTER AT KARAOKE?

Probably not, but it’s fun to imagine.

I HEAR THAT WILLIAM WOLF IS PRETTY GOOD.

That’s not really a question, but thank you anyways.

ARE THE LEGENDS OF WILLIAM WOLF TRUE?

That depends on which story your referring to. Most of the stories have been embellished over time, mostly by William himself.

WILL DRINKING WILLIAM WOLF MAKE ME A BETTER DANCER?

Sure, why not? We recommend practice though.

ARE YOU COMING OUT WITH OTHER FLAVORS FROM FAMILY RECIPES?

Not today, but keep your eyes on the moon friends.

WILL DRINKING WILLIAM WOLF GIVE ME ANIMAL MAGNETISM?

Only in dreams.

CAN I ADD YOU TO MY MAILING LIST?

No thanks. I appreciate it, really I do, but no…